mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night





needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science





primacdonaldsgirl:

its not you its (your the)me 













kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck 





heldersangel:

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

I want this posted on every web page ever created









queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch





tinsil:

new arm









fatwink:

that-fit-girl:

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

I felt a light crack in my heart when I read this…

good





caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ








pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused