this could be us but you playin.
u hate me?? wow so much in common already
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while
OH MY GOD WHAT
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
* looks at myself naked in the mirror *
* calls 911 *
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
is that twilight
Growth & Repair
March 9th, 2012 - 14th birthday
March 9th, 2013 - 15th birthday
March 9th, 2014 - 16th birthday
oh wow this is lovely
#tbt to when the dinosaurs all died. it was a thursday. i know that because im a scientist